A LOUCHE WITH DRIVE AND AMBITION .... (A LIMERICK)

MY CAT THROWS FIGURINES .....(A LIMERICK)

A LOVE POEM !

ANOTHER LIMERICK....

THE ACCENT

A LOVE NOTE ATTACHED TO A BOUQUET OF FLOWERS ….

A “PEARL OF WISDOM”

      

ANOTHER LIMERICK! (WHY NOT?)

A “TRUE” LIMERICK!

ANOTHER “PEARL OF WISDOM” OF MINE :

NONSENSE POEMS

THE SONG OF THE GRUB….

…MORE LIMERICKS….

 

Peter Frederick  http://www.peterfrederick.org 

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE ….

TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE IS A DODDLE,

CAUSE SHE HOBBLES AND WOBBLES AND GOBBLES.

BUT I AM SO DRUNK

AND SMELL LIKE A SKUNK

IF I ONLY COULD STAY OFF THE BOTTLE!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org http://www.life-on-the-road.com

COME PAYDAY I FEEL LIKE A KING…….

Come payday, I feel like a king,

With money, I walk with a spring,

And into the world,

Of poverty I never heard,

But I soon to the pawnbroker slink!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

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DRUNK, PADDY STEPPED INTO HIS BEDROOM…..

Drunk, Paddy stepped into his bedroom

With a pig he’d won late afternoon.

Molly woke with a shriek:

‘I won’t sleep with a pig!’

So he slept on the couch in the main room.

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

ANOTHER LIMERICK......

When grass is a very fast grower,

get your wife to take out the 'mower.

But to get the job done,

is not so much fun:

you’ll lower the mower and show ‘er!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

THERE IS AN ISLAND NORTH OF QUEENSLAND...

THERE IS AN ISLAND NORTH OF QUEENSLAND,

FROM THE WORLD SO FAR AWAY,

NATIVE CHILDREN PLAY ON BEACHES,

LAUGHING IN THE FOAMING SPRAY.

UNDER PALM TREES, IN THE WATERS,

PEOPLE GATHER FOOD AND STAY,

EATING, CHATTING, ALL TOGETHER,

WITH CIVIL’SATION FAR AWAY.

IN THEIR WORLD, SO QUAINT AND CARING,

ALL-SUSTAINING IN ITS WAY

AND THEIR ELDERS WITH THEIR DREAMING,

THEIR OWN TRADITION, IS THEIR WAY.

PASSED ALONG THROUGH GENERATIONS,

ALL THEIR WISDOM IN THEIR SAY,

WHO WANTS A CULTURE THAT’S SO ALIEN,

AND LIVING IN ANOTHER WAY?

KEEP YOUR RUGGED WORLD, YOU WHITE MAN,

FAR AWAY FROM US YOU STAY,

DO NOT ENCROACH, REMAIN IN DISTANCE,

LET US LIVE LIFE IN OUR WAY!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

ANOTHER LIMERICK.....

In the army I get woken up early,

By a sergeant so big and so burly,

‘That cannot be right!’

With eyes far from bright

‘What’s the time?’ I ask rather surly.

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

ANOTHER LIMERICK

I am sitting dazed and confused,

My pencil and paper unused.

Trying to dream

No success it does seem,

Today, it’s not my day, I mused

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com