HAPPY NEW YEAR 2016

I WANT TO BE A PIGEON ….

TWO LOVE POEMS ….

A MAN WALKS HIS DOG EV’RY DAY …

MORE NONSENSE POEMS ….

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

SOME LIMERICKS......

My Granny is an old crone,

In the Department stores she does roam,

Where goods disappear

As she shops without fear

And they re-appear in her home.

When my cat wants to show that she’d missed me,

she jumps into my arms to kiss me.

Two paws on my cheeks,

Of fish her breath reeks -

And then she does nothing but lick me!

There was a young fellow named Horting,
who a political position did courting.
but once elected,
the voters neglected,
he'd nothing but rorting and rorting!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE ….

TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE IS A DODDLE,

CAUSE SHE HOBBLES AND WOBBLES AND GOBBLES.

BUT I AM SO DRUNK

AND SMELL LIKE A SKUNK

IF I ONLY COULD STAY OFF THE BOTTLE!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org http://www.life-on-the-road.com

WHEN WINTER STORMS HOWL..........

When Winter storms howl and I shiver,

‘Shall I go out to work?’ I dither,

‘Stay in my warm bed,

Take a ‘sickie’ instead?'

But to the office I now slide and slither.

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com