ANOTHER LIMERICK

SENDING AN EMAIL

WHEN TRYING TO SEND-OFF AN EMAIL

A ‘CLICK’ AND OFF IT WOULD SAIL

WITH PRIDE I WOULD SWAY

THEN I HAVE WORDS TO SAY

‘CAUSE MY INTERNET CONNECTION DOES FAIL!

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

WE WALK TOGETHER........

We walk together side by side,

You with your swinging gait,

With eyes so blue they look at me

No words need to be said.

Together now for many years

In love and many a kiss,

When in my arms you touch me gently,

Your cheek on mine - it’s bliss!

Right now, I stop and turn to you

And you stop too and see

My open arms – you take the hint

The world may our witness be.

I feel your breath, your lovely sigh,

Your cute li’l nose and cheek

We schmooze and coo as lovers do

And love is all we seek.

You show that you belong to me,

Your love is wav’ring never;

I proudly tell the world the truth

‘This cat is mine forever!’

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

THE CONSTIPATED WEDDING NIGHT

THE WEDDING GUESTS ARE NOISY DRINKERS,

LOUSY SINGERS, SOME ARE STINKERS.

WITH FOOD IN ABUNDANCE AND PLENTY TO DRINK,

THE WEDDED PAIR TO THE EXIT SLINK.

THE GUESTS NOW STAGGER 'ROUND IN DANCES,

THE SINGLE ONES MAKE DARING ADVANCES.

THE NEWLY-WEDS FEEL THEIR STOMACH UPSET

FROM EXOTIC AND UNKNOWN FOODS THEY ATE.

WITH BURSTING BELLY AND NOTING NO MOTION,

THEY ASKED THEIR HOTEL FOR A LAXATIVE LOTION.

TAKING TURNS IN THE BATHROOM WITHOUT REPORT,

THEY, WITH SINKING FEELING, TO BROODING RESORT.

WEDDING, THEY FIND, IS OVERRATED

WHEN THE WEDDING NIGHT IS CONSTIPATED!

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Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

and now......A LIMERICK!

THE YOUNG LAD READS A FORBIDDEN BOOK,

IN A JACKET FROM ELSEWHERE HE TOOK.

WITH PARENTS UNAWARE,

HIS SIBLINGS DON'T CARE,

ONLY GRANDDAD HAS A MISCHIEVOUS LOOK !

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

AMERICAN ENGLISH

A wordsmith, young, was working late,

The right word here is lucubrate,

Syllogistic like a popinjay,

He bloviates in written fray

Like pecksniffians a statement make!

Any comments?

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

ANOTHER LIMERICK

There was a young fellow named Horting,

Who’d a political position did courting.

But once elected,

The voters neglected,

He’d nothing but rorting and rorting!

Peter Frederick

http:www.peterfrederick.org

http:www.life-on-the-road.com