Showing posts with label hilarious verses. Show all posts
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Saturday, July 10, 2010
I HAVE LOTS OF EX-FRIENDS AT LAST…….
A have lots of ex-friends at last,
A useless lot in the past!
Nothing but taking,
Based friendship on faking
Reciprocity was too much to ask!
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the-road.com
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010
EXAGGERATIONS
The morning’s grey – what will it bring?
Outside, there blows a freezing wind
and brings the south pole close to home.
I fancy polar creatures roam
at intersections, public places,
where people rush with frosty faces
past penguins and seals in masses
who stare at them with frozen asses
as they pursue their daily chore,
so frozen deep down to their core.
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the-road.com
Wednesday, May 19, 2010
WHEN WINTER STORMS HOWL..........
When Winter storms howl and I shiver,
‘Shall I go out to work?’ I dither,
‘Stay in my warm bed,
Take a ‘sickie’ instead?'
But to the office I now slide and slither.
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the-road.com
Thursday, April 29, 2010
HOW WOMEN LOVE THEIR TELEPHONE!
How women love their telephone,
they talk, and yak and natter.
At its first ring they race towards it,
the sooner they reach it the better!
An exited ‘Hi!’ we hear them shriek
and on they start to babble
‘bout family and neighbours, friends,
and on and on they gabble.
Exhausted, with no time to spare,
they terminate their chatter,
and more phone calls will be made,
in idle, unproductive, matter.
Why can’t they be like men-folk do,
never talking nonsense,
with wisdom and with common-sense
their phone-talk always ends!
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the- road.com
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(If you are a woman, please try and keep it short.)
Friday, April 9, 2010
THERE IS AN ISLAND NORTH OF QUEENSLAND...
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THERE IS AN ISLAND NORTH OF QUEENSLAND,
FROM THE WORLD SO FAR AWAY,
NATIVE CHILDREN PLAY ON BEACHES,
LAUGHING IN THE FOAMING SPRAY.
UNDER PALM TREES, IN THE WATERS,
PEOPLE GATHER FOOD AND STAY,
EATING, CHATTING, ALL TOGETHER,
WITH CIVIL’SATION FAR AWAY.
IN THEIR WORLD, SO QUAINT AND CARING,
ALL-SUSTAINING IN ITS WAY
AND THEIR ELDERS WITH THEIR DREAMING,
THEIR OWN TRADITION, IS THEIR WAY.
PASSED ALONG THROUGH GENERATIONS,
ALL THEIR WISDOM IN THEIR SAY,
WHO WANTS A CULTURE THAT’S SO ALIEN,
AND LIVING IN ANOTHER WAY?
KEEP YOUR RUGGED WORLD, YOU WHITE MAN,
FAR AWAY FROM US YOU STAY,
DO NOT ENCROACH, REMAIN IN DISTANCE,
LET US LIVE LIFE IN OUR WAY!
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the-road.com
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