THERE IS A CAFE' IN ELWOOD ....... (A LIMERICK)

THERE IS A CAFE' IN ELWOOD ....... (A LIMERICK)

HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S DAY !

THE LITTLE BOY SKIPS HOME DOWNHILL …

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013

MY PASSION IS READING ….

BY DEMAND….

LIMERICKS

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ANOTHER LIMERICK

THERE WAS A YOUNG LADY NAMED LINDA
WHO WANTED A RING ON HER FINGER.
HER FRIEND’S NAME WAS HERMANN -
HE’S OBVIOUSLY GERMAN -
ONCE MARRIED, THEY HAD LOTS OF “KINDER”!

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO LIKED SAUERKRAUT..(A LIMERICK)

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO LIKED SAUERKRAUT

WITH EVERY MEAL, THAT 'KRAUT' WOULD SHOUT.

HIS KNOEDEL OR PORK

HE’D SPEAR WITH A FORK

BUT ‘WHERE’S MY SAUERKRAUT?’ HE’D SHOUT OUT LOUD.

Peter Frederick

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MY CAT... (A LIMERICK)

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MY NEW CAMERA….

 

Peter Frederick

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THE BOY STOOD ON THE BURNING DECK (DISGUSTING!)

Peter Frederick

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DELEGATE!

When workload on your desk is mounting,
And for the deadlines you are late,
The phones ring and your job is daunting,
Remember one word: Delegate!

More work now to your desk is sent
Relentless and so visibly
The secret here is management
So delegate with urgency!

The bosses know your expert handling
And the contribution you do make;
They will assist with understanding
What you need to do is: Delegate!



Peter Frederick
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I HAVE LOTS OF EX-FRIENDS AT LAST…….

A have lots of ex-friends at last,

A useless lot in the past!

Nothing but taking,

Based friendship on faking

Reciprocity was too much to ask!

Peter Frederick

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MY COMPUTER AND I ARE GOOD FRIENDS………..

My computer and I are good friends,

Together we work every day.

I sit there and type with my hands

And new poems are on the way.

When poems are sad and depressing,

When stories are cheerful and gay,

My fingers type on relentlessly

As I have a lot to say.

Sometimes my computer goes cranky;

It freezes and stops half the way.

But with patience and using my savvy,

Starting to work it then may.

Words that misspelled, it corrects

And sentences that gone awry.

Improvement in style it suggests,

Plus new words for me to try.

Peter Frederick

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WHEN WINTER STORMS HOWL..........

When Winter storms howl and I shiver,

‘Shall I go out to work?’ I dither,

‘Stay in my warm bed,

Take a ‘sickie’ instead?'

But to the office I now slide and slither.

Peter Frederick

http://www.peterfrederick.org

http://www.life-on-the-road.com

ANOTHER LIMERICK......

When grass is a very fast grower,

get your wife to take out the 'mower.

But to get the job done,

is not so much fun:

you’ll lower the mower and show ‘er!

Peter Frederick

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http://www.life-on-the-road.com