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Showing posts with label entertaining poem. Show all posts
Showing posts with label entertaining poem. Show all posts
Saturday, March 16, 2013
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Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Friday, November 30, 2012
Saturday, November 3, 2012
Thursday, October 25, 2012
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Friday, October 5, 2012
Saturday, September 29, 2012
Friday, September 14, 2012
Wednesday, June 6, 2012
Monday, February 20, 2012
ANOTHER LIMERICK
WHO WANTED A RING ON HER FINGER.
HER FRIEND’S NAME WAS HERMANN -
HE’S OBVIOUSLY GERMAN -
ONCE MARRIED, THEY HAD LOTS OF “KINDER”!
Saturday, July 23, 2011
NOT ANOTHER LIMERICK!
ALL DAY LONG I DON’T MAKE A PENNY
“HEY YOU! BUY A BOOK
AND DO NOT JUST LOOK”
AS AN AUTHOR, I'M LOSING MY SANITY.
THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL FROM TASSIE
WHO WAS PRETTY BUT KNOWN AS A HUSSY
WHEN SHE MET A YOUNG SCOTT
WHO LIKED HER A LOT
AND CALLED HER “MY WEE BONNIE LASSIE!”
LEGS VARY IN SHAPE AND IN SIZE,
IN SHORT SKIRT, THERE IS NO SURPRISE,
SOME ARE SKINNY LIKE STICKS
HAIRY LEGS ARE THE PITS
BUT CONCRETE CRUSHERS I DESPISE!
THE BABY CRIES PIERCINGLY LOUD
“SHUT UP!” THE FATHER DOES SHOUT
THE MOTHER THEN NURSES
TO AVOID FURTHER CURSES
BUT AS PARENTS THEY BOTH ARE SO PROUD!
Thursday, April 29, 2010
HOW WOMEN LOVE THEIR TELEPHONE!
How women love their telephone,
they talk, and yak and natter.
At its first ring they race towards it,
the sooner they reach it the better!
An exited ‘Hi!’ we hear them shriek
and on they start to babble
‘bout family and neighbours, friends,
and on and on they gabble.
Exhausted, with no time to spare,
they terminate their chatter,
and more phone calls will be made,
in idle, unproductive, matter.
Why can’t they be like men-folk do,
never talking nonsense,
with wisdom and with common-sense
their phone-talk always ends!
Peter Frederick
http://www.peterfrederick.org
http://www.life-on-the- road.com
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