MY PASSION IS READING ….

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO LIKED SAUERKRAUT..(A LIMERICK)

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAN WHO LIKED SAUERKRAUT

WITH EVERY MEAL, THAT 'KRAUT' WOULD SHOUT.

HIS KNOEDEL OR PORK

HE’D SPEAR WITH A FORK

BUT ‘WHERE’S MY SAUERKRAUT?’ HE’D SHOUT OUT LOUD.

Peter Frederick

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HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011 ! (A LIMERICK)

THE GLASSES ARE FILLED WITH CHAMPAIGN AND BEER

LET'S RAISE THEM HIGH IN WELCOME CHEER

AND DRINK TO YOU MY DEAR VISITOR,

LOCAL OR FROM ANOTHER SHORE,

TO YOUR HEALTH AND HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Peter Frederick

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MY CAT... (A LIMERICK)

Peter Frederick

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ME PORRIDGE AT T’ MORN’ …….

 

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MY NEW CAMERA….

 

Peter Frederick

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IF YOU THINK THAT YOU OWN A CAT ….

If you think that you own a cat,

there’s something that needs to be said:

Once shyness conquered

and tender love shared,

the cat now owns you instead!

Peter Frederick

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TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE ….

TO CATCH THE OLD GOOSE IS A DODDLE,

CAUSE SHE HOBBLES AND WOBBLES AND GOBBLES.

BUT I AM SO DRUNK

AND SMELL LIKE A SKUNK

IF I ONLY COULD STAY OFF THE BOTTLE!

Peter Frederick

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MY CAT WAKES ME EARLY….

 

My cat wakes me early and earlier,

Insisting that cat food is served her.

Her paws I fear,

her shout in my ear,

I better get up and oblige her.

Peter Frederick

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MODERN TIMES

The values of old, are they gone?

Bad manners are not frowned upon!

One has to be tough,

nasty and gruff,

making profit is virtue alone.

Peter Frederick

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COME PAYDAY I FEEL LIKE A KING…….

Come payday, I feel like a king,

With money, I walk with a spring,

And into the world,

Of poverty I never heard,

But I soon to the pawnbroker slink!

Peter Frederick

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I DO NOT LIKE WORK IN A BIG TEAM, ….

I do not like work in a big team,

With devious colleagues who seem,

Informing the boss,

And don’t give a toss,

When upset, I feel like a scream!

Peter Frederick

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I HAVE LOTS OF EX-FRIENDS AT LAST…….

A have lots of ex-friends at last,

A useless lot in the past!

Nothing but taking,

Based friendship on faking

Reciprocity was too much to ask!

Peter Frederick

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DRUNK, PADDY STEPPED INTO HIS BEDROOM…..

Drunk, Paddy stepped into his bedroom

With a pig he’d won late afternoon.

Molly woke with a shriek:

‘I won’t sleep with a pig!’

So he slept on the couch in the main room.

Peter Frederick

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ANOTHER LIMERICK......

When grass is a very fast grower,

get your wife to take out the 'mower.

But to get the job done,

is not so much fun:

you’ll lower the mower and show ‘er!

Peter Frederick

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